PICKUP LINES AND YOUR CAT
Even if you've left your cat at home, his presence in your life and the important role he plays provide endless opportunities to bait the hook and reel in the ladies. Here are just a few examples of lines you might try:
"I'd love for you to meet my cat, I think he'd find you purrrrfect!"
"I don't know about you, but I'm 'feline' like getting a drink. May I buy you one?"
"You don't have a boyfriend? You gotta be 'kitten' me! [pause] That's a joke I like to make with my cat. I'm a very passionate cat owner."
"I'm total suburban-dad material. I like to meow the lawn."
HITTIN' DA CLUB WITH YOUR CAT
If you're really looking to "own the night" and impress the ladies, there is simply no better play than to bring your cat out with you on the town. (An infant works great too, of course, but the logistics of feeding and changing a newborn in a dance club generally outweigh the positives.)
Women may be intimidated at being approached by both you and your cat simultaneously. Your baller play is to approach a woman by yourself and, after a couple minutes or a nonverbal signal, have your cat sidle up to you two from the other side. When the young lady jumps in fear/surprise, just say casually, "Oh, that's just my cat," and slip him a little skin. If she sticks around after that introduction, you are golden. (Just don't forget to put the sock on your doorknob when you get home!)