You Should Be Jealous of These 13 Animals' Seriously Epic Beards

<p><a class="redactor-added-link" href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/chuckrock/">Graham Norie</a></p>
<p><a class="redactor-added-link" href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/chuckrock/">Graham Norie</a></p>

Looking for some beardspiration? These whiskered wonders of the world have been rocking fine facial hair since long before Martin Van Buren perfected the mutton chops. Behold and be jealous: here are the animal kingdom's mightiest mustaches and beastliest beards.

1. This amazing titi monkey and his flaming bushy red beard was first discovered by scientists only 4 years ago.

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2. Impeccable grooming and undeniable gravitas combine in this snazzy Schnauzer.

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3. As the national animal of Pakistan, this markhor and his flowing floor-length facial hair is among the world's finest.

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4. With bodacious whiskers like these, any animal would be proud to say, "I am the walrus."

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5. The Emperor Tamarin's distinguished chops feature a delicate curl and a sophisticated white hue.

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6. This kid proudly demonstrates where the glorious goatee gets its name.

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7. Don't be deceived by this fellow's innocent grin: the pagona bares his bountiful beard when really, really angry.

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8. The Bornean bearded pigs don whiskers that are reminiscent of a Civil War general. But yes, sir: it suits them.

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9. Sometimes even zebras need to flaunt a little fluff.

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10. Even as calves, the magnificent Highland cow sports some sweet shag.

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11. The Pallas' cat's distinguished white whiskered wisps put all imitators to shame.

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12. The Bearded Barbet's bright burst of feathers is pretty boss.