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These 10 Kleptomaniac Ferrets Won't Admit They Have A Problem

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Ferrets, I'm sorry. But you have a problem. Not only are you shamelessly addicted to the thrill of thievery -- that would be bad enough. But, no -- you also insist on stealing the most ridiculous objects known to weasel-kind. It's time to take a long hard look in the mirror, buddies.

1. Remember that time you stole an umbrella? What, just in case there was a rainy day?

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2. And then there was the day you took off with a piece of trash 5 times bigger than you are.

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3. Seriously... what is it with you and stealing from the trash?

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4. Don't even get me started on the pig statue. THE PIG STATUE, FERRET.

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5. I understand that winter is coming, and sometimes you have to prepare your stores.

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6. But since when does that include beer bottles?

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7. There's also your fixation on audio visual equipment. It's just weird, ferret.

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8. Alright, yeah, I admit this: that time with the watermelon? Priceless.

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9. But then I remember. You're the type who will literally steal candy from a baby.

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10. You just gotta stop and ask yourself, bra'. When is enough enough?

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Adorably bizarre lingerie-stealing habits aside, ferrets are complex and controversial pets. They're regulated/restricted in some states and cities, and can have complicated care -- you can find out more here.