Ferrets, I'm sorry. But you have a problem. Not only are you shamelessly addicted to the thrill of thievery -- that would be bad enough. But, no -- you also insist on stealing the most ridiculous objects known to weasel-kind. It's time to take a long hard look in the mirror, buddies.
1. Remember that time you stole an umbrella? What, just in case there was a rainy day?