Have you ever had an off day when you're so tired and hungry that you just don't act like yourself?
A squirrel in Germany was having one of those days in mid-July, but nobody in the park knew that at the time. To parkgoers, he seemed to be following a woman for no reason at all.
Then he wouldn't leave her alone.
The woman attempted to ward off the little guy, but he turned aggressive and continued to adamantly pursue her, according to The Telegraph. Distressed and desperate, she made an emergency phone call to the polizei, the local German authorities.
That's when police took matters into their own leather-bound hands.