Thankfully, Jordan got the medical attention he needed in time. But, as it turns out, that was only round one of his penis' losing bout against redback spiders.
On Tuesday - five months following the bite - it happened all over again in another Porta Potti.
"I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time," Jordan told the BBC this week. "I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."