The Portland Trail Blazers have had it with this m-fing snake in their m-fing locker room.
The team was in San Antonio on Thursday to face-off against the Spurs in Game 2 of the NBA playoffs, but the greatest test of their nerves that day came from what they met off the court.
Blazers guard Will Barton explains:
"Man, me and Thomas [Robinson] at our lockers as usual. We're changing and he goes to put his shoes down and he's like ‘What the ...?' You know what he said. He's like ‘There's a snake under my locker dog!' And I'm like ‘Stop playing.' He's like ‘No for real! A real snake!' And we just looked under there and there was a snake. I was scared!
"I just put my shoes down and once I put my shoes down I double looked and I seen a snake sitting there. After that, I got away from it. I just seen something curled up and I looked again and it was a snake. No one believed me until they looked in there. It hissed, I backed up."
Barton's teammate Mo Williams echoed that sentiment, describing their reaction on Instagram: