1. "Fetch me more Fancy Feast, Human!"
(Reddit: insanechronic05)
2. "Oh, you were working on this puzzle? That's a shame."
(Reddit: w00tski)
3. "Welcome to the fortress. Cat meetings are by appointment only. You may wait in the lobby with the toilet paper I stole from the bathroom."
(Reddit: heartshapedpearl)
4. "Do not interrupt my plotting, Human."
(Reddit: arturiuz)
5. "... Um, I'm sorry, did I SAY you could bask in my presence?"
(Photo credit: Izzie Lerer)
6. "This is my throne now. Please go elsewhere for your weird human needs."
(Reddit: so_i_happened)
7. "Surely you didn't think I would sit in just ANY old bowl, did you?"
(Reddit: Tagruato_Corporation)
8. "Don't go to sleep yet, Human - my stomach requires more treats."
(Reddit: Yoursistersrosebud)
9. "I suppose this bed will do just fine. You may leave me now."
(Reddit: Quaint_and_classy)
10. "Don't be rude, Human. I think you and I can both agree that this pot pie belongs in my belly."
(Reddit: xtianbretz)