1. "Now go into 'pigeon' pose ... Uh ... Whenever you're ready."


2. "I love you but you suck at this."


3. "That's what y'all call 'zen'?"

4. "Poser."

5. "Ha! Talk about a fish out of water ... "


6. "Not to be catty, but I can do yoga better in my sleep ... "


7. "Udderly embarrassing ... "


8. "I know they say you should 'just do your best' in yoga ... But, um, you can do better."


9. "Did I accidentally sign up for the beginner's class? Ugh."

