2. "I love you but you suck at this."

3. "That's what y'all call 'zen'?"

4. "Poser."

5. "Ha! Talk about a fish out of water ... "

6. "Not to be catty, but I can do yoga better in my sleep ... "

7. "Udderly embarrassing ... "

8. "I know they say you should 'just do your best' in yoga ... But, um, you can do better."

9. "Did I accidentally sign up for the beginner's class? Ugh."