1. "Now go into 'pigeon' pose ... Uh ... Whenever you're ready."
2. "I love you but you suck at this."
3. "That's what y'all call 'zen'?"
5. "Ha! Talk about a fish out of water ... "
6. "Not to be catty, but I can do yoga better in my sleep ... "
7. "Udderly embarrassing ... "
8. "I know they say you should 'just do your best' in yoga ... But, um, you can do better."
9. "Did I accidentally sign up for the beginner's class? Ugh."