In a video uploaded to YouTube, the porcupine is seen gorging on strawberries, blueberries, vegetables of every stripe and whole grains and, well ... everything.
Except, of course, meat. Porcupines are vegetarians.
"They're part of the rodent family and a close cousin of the beaver," Cara Contardi of Urban Wildlife Care tells The Dodo. "In winter, they would eat a lot of white pine."
But not today, little porcupine.