10 Pets Who Don't Get Why You're Watching The Oscars

1. "Weird. Why would anyone want a statue of themselves?"

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2. "Ugh, I can't even with these red carpet ensembles."

Reddit: sportsnation

3. "Whaaaaat why do they cut to so many commercial breaks?? I can't take the suspense!"

Reddit: Thinkcali

4. "You find those hairless creatures to be handsome, Human?"

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5. "I don't get this show, but if I'm allowed to sit on the couch, I guess I'm all for it."

Reddit: thecheesenone

6. "I don't know who to vote for. None of these people have ever given me a treat."

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7. "Can we change the channel? I bet there are some Westminster recaps we could watch!"

Reddit: Sensible1

8. "So this man is holding something shiny and that gives him the right to speak?"

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9. "HEY. I've got an idea. Let's bail on this Oscar stuff and play fetch instead!"

Reddit: Alexdale

10. "I really don't get what the fuss is about. This isn't hard at all."

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