1. "You don't mind if I juuuust help myself, do you?"
2. "Um. I found it like this."
3. "Hmm, now, if I were a cat treat, where would I be?"
4. "Boy, whoever did this must really love Milk-Bones, huh?"
5. "I'm just ... keeping it warm."
6. "Should I ... should I not have these?"
7. "I have no need for you, anymore, Human - I can feed myself!"
8. "Oh, is THIS the treat closet? I had no idea!"
9. "This thing is childproof, but that doesn't mean it's cat-proof!"
10. "Spoiling my dinner: totally worth it."
11. "Egads! I've been spotted!"
12. "What a perfectly sized pug buffet!"
13. "Who, me? Clearly YOU did this, Human."