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17 Pets Who Can't Believe You Aren't Taking Them On Your Trip
1. "So ... you just decided to make me a new bed, right? That's all this is?"
2. "Um, where exactly do you think you're going, Human?"
3. "Oh, don't mind me. I'm travel-sized!"
4. "I noticed you forgot to pack my toys, so I thought I'd help you out."
5. "But, but ... I fit in your suitcase so perfectly!"
6. "Ha, you thought you were going somewhere without me - you're HILARIOUS!"
7. "If my calculations are correct, me sitting on this means you can't leave."
8. "What a perfectly sized cat holder! We're all ready to go!"
9. "I took out those ugly blue jeans to make room for me - hope that's okay."
10. "Nice try, human. We've taken this suitcase as our hostage."
11. "No, no, it's fine! I'll just be here ... waiting for you to come back ... FOREVER."
12. "I mean, I guess you can leave - but the suitcase is staying with me."
13. "Don't even THINK about it! We've got a comfy pillow, and we are coming WITH YOU."
14. "You thought you could leave us that easily, eh, Human? Well the joke's on you! We're stowaways!"
15. "This is a peaceful protest - I'm not moving until you agree to stay home!"
16. "Uh ... I thought if I lay perfectly still you might think I was luggage."
17. "If you think I'm NOT going to sit here and make you feel guilty while you pack, you've got another thing coming."