1. "Sir, I believe you have the wrong apartment."
2. "Um, yeah, I have clients over? Come back in an hour."
3. "You are not, under any circumstances allowed in MY refrig ... alright, fine I'm tired."
4. "This TV is only for watching Animal Planet now."
5. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you want to use the sink? Well, you will have to pay a service fee."
6. "Lord help me, I don't know WHAT I'll do if you take one more step into this kitchen."
8. "Please leave. We are watching a 'Say Yes to the Dress' marathon."
9. "I don't come into YOUR office when you're working."
10. "Everything I touch is MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"
11. "If you're not on the list, we can't let you in."
12. "Uhh, I wasn't expecting you home until tomorrow."Reddit/Pippi11113. "You're going to need to find another chair. We've had a long day."Image: Giphy
12. "Uhh, I wasn't expecting you home until tomorrow."
13. "You're going to need to find another chair. We've had a long day."
14. "The bed is occupied for the night. You may have the sofa."