1. "We took a vote and decided that we need the bed more than you do."
Reddit: heres_a_pun
2. "Thanks for the blankie burrito. You can go sleep on the couch now."
Reddit: Nofalo
3. "I was just keeping it warm for you."
Reddit:schaefyb
4. "I don't know how this happened, but I can't actually move now, so ... "
Reddit: mugsy122
5. "I may be small, but I can absolutely take up the whole bed."
Reddit: petedog
6. "I need your pillow in order to get my 16 hours of beauty sleep."
Reddit: abiridaught
7. "Oh, would you look at that? I'm taking up the whole bed. Isn't it funny how that happens?"
Reddit: Shaggyv108
8. "Um, can I help you with something? Are you lost?"
Reddit: aliquori21
9. "This is great! I totally understand why you do this whole pillow thing now!"
Reddit: i_eat_sharpies
10. "You had to RSVP to come to the bed party. Sorry."
Reddit: Furfordinner
11. "I just need a few hours of burying my face in your pillows, and then I'll be fine."
Reddit: sweetdisaster
12. "Sorry, human, we're in charge now, and you have been denied bed privileges."
Reddit: f3y