12 Pets Who Aren't Sorry They Stole Your Bed

1. "We took a vote and decided that we need the bed more than you do."

Reddit: heres_a_pun

Reddit: heres_a_pun

2. "Thanks for the blankie burrito. You can go sleep on the couch now."

Reddit: Nofalo

Reddit: Nofalo

3. "I was just keeping it warm for you."

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Reddit:schaefyb

4. "I don't know how this happened, but I can't actually move now, so ... "

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Reddit: mugsy122

5. "I may be small, but I can absolutely take up the whole bed."

Reddit: petedog

Reddit: petedog

6. "I need your pillow in order to get my 16 hours of beauty sleep."

Reddit: abiridaught

Reddit: abiridaught

7. "Oh, would you look at that? I'm taking up the whole bed. Isn't it funny how that happens?"

Reddit: Shaggyv108

Reddit: Shaggyv108

8. "Um, can I help you with something? Are you lost?"

Reddit: aliquori21

Reddit: aliquori21

9. "This is great! I totally understand why you do this whole pillow thing now!"

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Reddit: i_eat_sharpies

10. "You had to RSVP to come to the bed party. Sorry."

Reddit: Furfordinner

Reddit: Furfordinner

11. "I just need a few hours of burying my face in your pillows, and then I'll be fine."

Reddit: sweetdisaster

Reddit: sweetdisaster

12. "Sorry, human, we're in charge now, and you have been denied bed privileges."

Reddit: f3y

Reddit: f3y