2. "Thanks for the blankie burrito. You can go sleep on the couch now."
4. "I don't know how this happened, but I can't actually move now, so ... "
5. "I may be small, but I can absolutely take up the whole bed."
7. "Oh, would you look at that? I'm taking up the whole bed. Isn't it funny how that happens?"
11. "I just need a few hours of burying my face in your pillows, and then I'll be fine."
12. "Sorry, human, we're in charge now, and you have been denied bed privileges."