1. "Uggggh books are so boringggg!"
(Reddit: hjc26655)
2. "Can we just go outside and play instead?"
(Instagram)
3. "There's no way a simple BOOK could be more interesting than ME."
(Reddit: emmaleth)
4. "... I hate to break it to you, Human, but this is written in total gibberish."
(Reddit: playswithsquirrels08)
5. "What is this 'reading' you speak of?"
(Reddit: rook730)
6. "Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now rub my tummy."
(Reddit)
7. "You suuuuure you don't want to play fetch instead?"
(Reddit: Spiderjohns)
8. "Uh-oh. Looks like you confused 'reading time' with 'petting time.'"
(Reddit: jaysendee)
9. "I've got a great idea: how about you broaden your literary horizons by reading the kibble bag while you feed me?"
(Instagram)
10. "... Is this not a pillow?"
(Reddit)
11. "You won't have your precious book for long, Human - once I get my lil' fangs on it!"
(Reddit: Cramjomlin)
12. "But ... we're OUTSIDE."
(Reddit: DTIT1TD)
13. "I demand that this reading nonsense stop at once."
(Reddit: Bobo_McGee)
14. "Okay doesn't seem like there's any treats in here - you can probably stop reading now."
(Instagram)
15. "I'm going to nom at your book until you close it, Human."
(Reddit: scumbagcoley)
16. "Why do you like this book? It doesn't taste very good at all."
(Instagram)
17. "Sorry, Human, but the news of the day is ME."
(Reddit: MeGusta1497)
18. "What do you MEAN you can't pet me right now??"
(Reddit: bonewolf)
19. "Waiting for you to stop reading is literally putting me to sleep."
(Instagram)
20. "Is this bugging you? Is me staring at you bugging you? Is it? Huh?"
(Reddit: EveryDayImJocelyn)
21. "I bet that book isn't nearly as cuddly as I am."
(Instagram)
22. "Okay, Human. That's it. Put down the book, or you'll find it shredded all over the house tomorrow."
(Reddit: MOARcookiez)