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22 Pets Who Have No Intention Of Letting You Read Your Book

1. "Uggggh books are so boringggg!"

(Reddit: hjc26655)

2. "Can we just go outside and play instead?"

(Instagram)

3. "There's no way a simple BOOK could be more interesting than ME."

(Reddit: emmaleth)

4. "... I hate to break it to you, Human, but this is written in total gibberish."

(Reddit: playswithsquirrels08)

5. "What is this 'reading' you speak of?"

(Reddit: rook730)

6. "Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now rub my tummy."

(Reddit)

7. "You suuuuure you don't want to play fetch instead?"

(Reddit: Spiderjohns)

8. "Uh-oh. Looks like you confused 'reading time' with 'petting time.'"

(Reddit: jaysendee)

9. "I've got a great idea: how about you broaden your literary horizons by reading the kibble bag while you feed me?"

(Instagram)

10. "... Is this not a pillow?"

(Reddit)

11. "You won't have your precious book for long, Human - once I get my lil' fangs on it!"

(Reddit: Cramjomlin)

12. "But ... we're OUTSIDE."

(Reddit: DTIT1TD)

13. "I demand that this reading nonsense stop at once."

(Reddit: Bobo_McGee)

14. "Okay doesn't seem like there's any treats in here - you can probably stop reading now."

(Instagram)

15. "I'm going to nom at your book until you close it, Human."

(Reddit: scumbagcoley)

16. "Why do you like this book? It doesn't taste very good at all."

(Instagram)

17. "Sorry, Human, but the news of the day is ME."

(Reddit: MeGusta1497)

18. "What do you MEAN you can't pet me right now??"

(Reddit: bonewolf)

19. "Waiting for you to stop reading is literally putting me to sleep."

(Instagram)

20. "Is this bugging you? Is me staring at you bugging you? Is it? Huh?"

(Reddit: EveryDayImJocelyn)

21. "I bet that book isn't nearly as cuddly as I am."

(Instagram)

22. "Okay, Human. That's it. Put down the book, or you'll find it shredded all over the house tomorrow."

(Reddit: MOARcookiez)