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14 Pets Who Are Having, Like, Really Deep Thoughts

1. "Maybe someday that bone will show up again. Someday ... "

2. "I wonder if the Human knows that he's actually MY pet."

3. "What if the birds could actually be my friends??"

4. "Who are you? What are you doing with your life?'

5. "Hmm. HOW is the litter box always magically clean?"

6. "My God. Is it possible that I DON'T run this household after all?"

7. "Sometimes in life, there are itches that just can't be scratched."

8. "I just have to accept the fact that I will never be a concert pianist."

9. "Maybe ... maybe I'm not actually a cat ... "

10. "Perhaps torturing the dog is NOT the most enlightened use of my time."

11. "What is the meaning of life, Cow? Is it treats? Please say it's treats."

12. "I should really start journaling again."

13. "I think it's time I focused on fetching more than digging."

14. "I should really tell the Human that I love him."