1. "No, I'm clearly NOT on the counter. I'm OBVIOUSLY just standing on this stool."
(Reddit: marqoqo)
2. "I'M not sitting on the couch - only my bottom is!"
(Reddit: Jessica2590)
3. "I'm simply stretching to get a better look at that beautiful water bottle collection you have."
(Reddit: aerdna14)
4. "I'm only touching the bed. With my face. And my paws."
(Reddit: M1K3AA)
5. "Just making sure this granite's really solid ... yep, seems good."
(Reddit: TehJams)
6. "Uh, no. I fell over, and the couch broke my fall."
(Reddit: seannymurrs)
7. "Counter? What counter?"
(Reddit: unbound_primate)
8. "I'm not ON the couch - I AM the couch."
(Reddit: RainingDinosaurs)
9. "I may not be allowed on the table, but you didn't say anything about sitting in your purse!"
(Reddit: RadicalRascal)
10. "I wanted to check what kind of fabric this is."
(Reddit: corruptcake)