22 Owls Who Are Trying Really Hard To Hypnotize You Right Now

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We don't know what's on their owl agenda. But we're pretty sure we'll do anything they say.

1. "The first step in hypnosis is to relax. So ... relax, ya?"

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2. "You must clear your mind of all distractions. There are no distractions anymore."

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3. "Take a deep breath. Take another. I'm watching."

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4. "Look into my eyes. You should be getting sleepy. Why aren't you sleepy?"

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5. "You're looking into my eyes, right? Not my stray feather? IGNORE IT!"

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6. "Try concentrating on my utterly fabulous eyelashes. Count them."

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7. "Are you sure you're really concentrating? I have my doubts."

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8. "OK. We try another approach. Close your eyes, like this."

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9. "No peeking!!"

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10. "Count backwards from 10. 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... "

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11. "You do know how to count, don't you?"

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12. "C'mon now. You can do it."

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13. "Your eyelids should be getting heavy now. So very heavy ... "

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14. "Your feet are like lead weights on the floor. Gravity is your master."

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15. "Your breathing is slow and steady, slow and steady."

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16. "You are getting sleepy ... so sleepy ... "

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17. "What do you mean you're not sleepy?"

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18. "You followed my instructions, didn't you?"

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19. "What do you mean, 'Do I even know what I'm doing?'"

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20. "I am a master hypnotist! I am!"

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21. "Sure you don't want to stare into my swirling whirling patterns again?"

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22. "Fine. We can call it a day. Just tell everyone I hypnotized you, OK?"

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