SeaWorld often says they serve an important role in educating folks about aquatic animals, like the killer whales it keeps in deplorable conditions, but they sure do make some spurious claims in their TV commercials.
Of course, for a business which likes to argue that large, intelligent creatures are happy to be held tiny tanks, it shouldn't be surprising that SeaWorld ads aren't rooted in reality either. Instead, the marine park prefers to be seen more as a magical fantasy land (where orcas fly!) than a colorful whale jail.
Here are a few more ludicrous implications made in ads by the same company that claims people are weird for wanting to free captive killer whales.
1. Animals just want to make out with you.