Orangutans, whose name translates to "person of the forest," are some of our closest living relatives - in fact, they may be our nearest relatives, with even more genetic similarities to humans than chimpanzees. In fact, they are so like us that you might think that you are actually one at heart - especially if you meet these seven qualifications:
1. You have startlingly sophisticated language capabilities.
Orangutans make "long calls" used to attract mates, "rolling calls" to intimidate others, and "kiss squeaks" when irritated, among other vocalizations. Even better, orangutans have been observed blowing raspberries, a sign for a playful invitation.