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Octopuses You Can't Even Believe Are Real

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Octopuses allegedly live underwater and have a whole bunch of arms. Oh, and if they lose an arm it will grow right back. Right, ok, sure. And they can unscrew jars, use cameras, and have different personalities. We're pretty convinced it's all a myth. How can these guys be real?? Just look at these octopuses and their relatives! Lies. All lies.

5 cm wide? You are way too adorable to be real. Nice try, buddy.

Only glow sticks and some old cheese in the fridge are that color. Try again.

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Ditto.

Nope.

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Skipping this guy. Don't want to get on his bad side just in case he is real.

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We're on to you Mr. Octopus. Or should we call you by your true name...

...Mr. Doughboy?!

Staring will not convince us you are real.

Now you're just making us uncomfortable.

No. Just no.

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No.

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We're not buying any of this. But if -

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If by some crazy chance, octopuses are real ...

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Then bravo, Mr. Octopus.

You are truly, genuinely a majestic creature.

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And don't even get us started on Christmas tree worms.

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