(This is our own podenca, Dahlia, whom we saved from a Spanish killing station. Sweetest creature ever.)
Yes, we've asked all the known animal-welfare names. Yes, Ellen (God yes-love her. Remember that deer/hunter bit she did eons ago? I've loved her ever since). Yes, Ricky. Yes, Bridgette. Yes, Betty. Yes, yes, yes. We've asked and asked. I personally have sent out hundreds of letters in regular mail as well as the likely more annoying tweets, Facebook messages, emails, and so on. And yes, we've also asked the appropriate philanthropists, but to no avail. If you, dear reader, know someone, grab that person by the ear, drag that person over here, and get that person to call me. Please. 831. 239. 9417. We have t.w.o. w.e.e.k.s.