He quickly identified the trespasser as a deer.
"Hi buddy," a voice in the video says. "You're good." The deer then clopped around the hardwood floor for a few steps before hopping up on the bed and resting his feet upon what appears to be a throw pillow.
Luckily, nobody was hurt by the incident, which took place Monday in Jasper, Indiana.
The deer left the house the same way he came in, after doing quite a number on the drywall.
And though the deer walked out of the house empty-handed, homeowners in Jasper County are advised: Secure any family heirlooms and expensive artwork. 'Cuz the deer burglar's still out there, and he's plotting his next heist.