1. "I wanted to recycle more - does it count as recycling if you just play with it instead?"
(Reddit: Beezlee)
2. "Hmmm. My running shoes are too big. Guess I won't be able to exercise more after all!"
(Reddit: Fopom)
3. "I made a resolution to help people in need. I'm pretty sure helping you do the dishes counts as charitable work."
(Reddit: Mattakins)
4. "What? My goal is to get a job this year, and I am WORKING on my RESUME."
(Reddit: einarjh)
5. "I'm gonna broaden my horizons by learning as much as I can this year. Although taking notes might be a problem ... "
(Reddit: SoIDontGetFired)
6. " ... Okay, so that 'eating healthy' resolution isn't going as planned. Don't look at me."
(Reddit: Narthax)
7. "Saving money is my goal for the year. Even if it's money I got from your purse."
(Reddit: mboy601)
8. "I promised myself I would travel more in 2015, so you'd better make room for me in your suitcase."
(Reddit: scumbagcoley)
9. "One resolution we won't have any trouble keeping? Spending more time with loved ones, of course!"
(Reddit: iPhilFlaherty)