Dave, also known as Big Buck, doesn't want to hear about your pulled hamstrings. The ripped kangaroo hanging out in an Australian suburb knows you're not keeping your New Year's resolutions.
"He's got massive, massive muscles, big pecks, and everything," a Brisbane resident told CNN.
Reportedly 6'6" and totally huge, Dave stands out from the other, more puny kangaroos local residents are used to, CNN reported, but most residents say they aren't so scared of their new, muscly neighbor.
Maybe they don't know just how much this meathead marsupial is judging them.
"Gonna go to the gym. Get my weights on. Get my elliptical on."