Having a pet is one of the greatest things in the world. Those of us who have pets love our furry friends and tend to talk about them all the time ... and one loving pet owner decided to get a little snarky about it.
A Reddit user from Colorado told everyone the 10 "worst" things about having a dog - and they're pretty fantastic. Here are the main complaints he has about his husky, Nikita.
First, she has a horrible fashion sense.
"She wears sunglasses inside despite our efforts to to tell her how stupid it looks."
She's WAY too needy.
"Every time I try to take a picture of the mountains, she gets in the way."
She loves affection. *Shudders*
"This was shortly before she jumped on me and licked my face. It was terrifying."
She's too curious.
"She sticks her head out my car window causing people to be distracted and crash. Nikita is the reason for Denver traffic."
Her face is just awful.
"She is extremely ugly. I mean sometimes I just can't stand that face."
She likes to play outside. Who does that?!
"She summons the snow gods so that Colorado roads get shut down. Very inconsiderate."
She enjoys life way too much.
"Her happiness spoils my day. How am I supposed to stay sad? It's very distracting."
She's everywhere, always. There's no escape!
"STOP SLEEPING ON MY FURNITURE DOG."
She likes to relax and enjoy her owner's company. Weird.
"I was enjoying a nice brisk walk when she decided to drag me to the ground forcefully. I debated calling animal control."
And of course, she's just too fluffy.
"I can't even vacuum."
Moral of the story? Dogs are adorable, fluffy, gigantic love bugs. Which sounds awful.
If you'd like to adopt your own lovable pup, even though they're clearly the worst, you can check out Adopt-a-Pet.com to get started.