1. "I want to stay seated, but I hate having to lift my head ... oh, lovely, thank you."
2. "The best kind of eating is when you don't even have to lift a paw."
3. "Now that I'm done with my dinner, I think I'll just ... zzz."
4. "I am now a relaxed bath mat. Please step over me."
5. "I had NO idea there would be so much standing involved in this class."
6. "I have reached complete and total zen. Don't wake me for 14 hours."
7. "I'm a faithful watchdog, AND I'm conserving energy. Win-win!"
8. "I'll just put my mouth right here in case some food falls in my bowl."
9. "Fine, we can play - as long as you do all the work."
10. "I picked up my toy and suddenly got SO COMFY right here ... "
11. "Was thinking about trying to get entirely on the couch - wasn't worth it."
12. "Climbing into this bed is more effort than I want to exert."
13. "Oh. I dropped my toy ... I guess it's gone forever now."
14. "I mean, why rock yourself to sleep when you can get a fancy gadget to do it for you?"
15. "I was going to go up the rest of the stairs, but I think I'll just live here from now on."
16. "I don't really feel like doing anything tonight - think I'm just gonna binge-watch Netflix."