We hope you didn't click here looking for cat jokes. No kitten puns. Not even if it seems so pu-- perfectly easy.
What you can find here is the surreal story of the province-wide hunt for one Canadian woman who may have stolen a kitten. Kitten-napping is, after all, a serious crime in Canada.
Hopefully, police will be driving that lesson home soon, after a woman allegedly made off with a kitten at giant thrift shop Value Village in Langley, British Columbia.
Late last month, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police released an image of a young woman boarding a local bus with a kitten on her shoulder.