Sunday's episode of "Last Week, Tonight" featured John Oliver musing about how great a monocle-wearing chimpanzee would be as a pet - a plan which renowned primatologist Dr. Jane Goodall promptly (but good-naturedly) shut down. No, John Oliver, no.
"I don't like you," says Goodall, after Oliver asked the all-important question, "Did you ever put a hat on them?"
Though Goodall rejected Oliver's suggestion of "Jessica Chimpson" as a potential chimp name, "Poo-throw Hitler" did make the cut. They finished it all off with some chimp noises and banana ("chimp-ways," of course).