Sure, chances are Feather Locklear and the others will never refer to themselves by those names, but they've made each duck distinct in Morgan's mom's heart. And her loving, albeit whimsical, gesture for the birds is attracting attention online.
"I thought it was the funniest thing," Morgan told The Dodo. "She’s always done things like that, but I still get surprised at the creativity in what she comes up with. And she can tell them apart. Wolfgang Duck was my favorite, and she was quick to point him out to me. (He’s the bottom duckling in the first picture.)"
And in the end, the world is a friendly place when neighbors stop being strangers.