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Horny Bulldog: "I ... I Can Explain."

Like so many single women, Keeta the bulldog was just looking for love. Instead, she found a cat door.

Owner Nigel Page says the bulldog was in heat when he caught her wearing a bizarre new collar and canoodling with an unfamiliar suitor in their home.

"The other dog was smaller, a little terrier," Page told the BBC. "I opened the back door and the other dog legged it."

Keeta apparently spotted the canine Casanova in the garden and was trying to get outside to meet him when she got her head trapped in the door. She then ripped it from its frame and (for one beautiful, super awkward moment) the two puppy lovers were able to unite.

Eventually, firefighters were called to free the bulldog from her cat door of shame, but her less-than-perfect date night might still have one more consequence: Keeta's owners say they're waiting to see if she's pregnant.

"We don't know whether they've done anything or not," said Page. "She had that thing stuck on her head so she might not have been in a good mood."

Of course, spaying and neutering are far more reliable forms of birth control than ugly headgear. And, as Keeta's mishap demonstrates, they could even save you a call to the fire department.