But it's a bad joke. The piece explains, "Since calmer cattle are easier to examine, diagnose, treat and move, the techniques shared through Creating Connections will help make it easier for producers to improve the health of their herds."
As is to be expected, asinine blather has poured forth to justify these happy drugs. "The behavior of cattle – how they interact with each other and with people – can be shaped by positive interactions with caregivers, and tell us a tremendous amount about how cattle are feeling," said Tom Noffsinger, D.V.M., a consulting feedyard veterinarian well known for his work on low-stress cattle handling practices.
It's not about lowering stress, but hiding it. You hook cows' udders to milk pumping machines, send their babies to the meat counter as veal chops, and turn them into hamburger when production declines. But because you have drugged the cows into oblivion they don't seem to mind, and so you can work more efficiency, not to mention less burdened by the suspicion that you're doing something very wrong.