1. "Technically they're ALL for you, but THIS ONE is my favorite."
(Reddit: rdsyes)
2. "I thought you might need a marshmallow right now."
(Reddit: iFargie)
3. "These always make me feel better when I need a snuggle."
(Reddit: loopies)
4. "Here, have my most-prized turtle."
(Reddit: betarose)
5. "I heard you like coffee, so ... "
(Reddit: ewaewa123)
6. "Here are some keys to add to your collection!"
(Reddit: Bulldogjim)
7. "I saw your hair this morning and I just KNEW that a brush was the perfect gift."
(Reddit: thoseyellowelephants)
8. "Go ahead and take the horse. He'll make you happy."
(Reddit: mailboxrumor)
9. "This bear has special healing powers, I promise."
(Reddit: teuchtercove)
10. "I can be the Prince Charming to Your Cinderella!"
(Reddit: morganlafaye)
11. "It took me years to collect these. You may choose one."
(Reddit: KonyDaBoss)
12. "I could see from the look on your face that your coffee needed some extra tennis ball this morning."
(Reddit: heyredditheyreddit)