1. "This is dreadful. At least I have this towel to comfort me during my hardship."
2. "Wait a minute ... did you say ... BATH TIME??"
3. "I don't know what I did to be punished with such cleanliness."
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4. "How could you do such an atrocious thing?"
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5. "I smell like soap now, and it is terrible."
6. "You have betrayed me, Human!"
7. "I have no idea what is happening right now."
8. "Do not look at me. This is TOO embarrassing."
9. "Why, Human? Why all of this water?"
10. "Uh, I can't come to the bath right now, I have to make an important phone call ... "
11. "I will get you AND all of your shoes for this."
12. "I do not understand why we had to bring soap and water into this relationship."
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13. "I swear I don't even need a bath! I'm sparkly clean!"
14. "Don't even think of putting that soap on me."
15. "I am no longer amused. Not one bit."
16. "Never again, Human!"
Note: Be sure to use these best practices when bathing your dog - who knows? Your pup may learn to love bath time!
