"You said 'CHEESE'. Of course I reacted!"
"Jeez. How about a little warning?"
"Tell me that's not how I look all of the time."
"I thought you said this person was a professional?"
"I'd better not see this on Facebook."
"Is it true? Am I the funny-looking friend?"
"You can't sneak up on me like that, man."
"Take it again. I think my tongue was out that time."
"What?! But I FELT so majestic ... "
"Let's pretend this one never happened."
"The camera makes everybody's ears look big, right? Right?"
"You're no glamour model when you sleep either, buddy."
"Just keep your selfies to yourself next time."
"Oh, sure - pick the one where YOU GUYS look good."
"Erase it. Better yet, just throw the camera away."
"Wow. I had no idea how ridiculous I look doing that."
"Is it possible I'm not as attractive as I think I am?"
"Oop. Better scrap that one. You got your hand in the shot."