Throughout the ages, there have been many great divides between groups of people. There are Type A and Type B personalities. There are those who love cilantro, and taste soap. When it comes to pets, those divides still exist - between cat people and dog people.
The fools who believe dog people are better are dreaming. Cat people already know they make the best kind of people, but today, may it be shouted upon the hilltop so all shall know: Cat people reign.
Let the games begin.
Below are six rounds of competition, pitting cat people against dog people. As a cat person would tell you, the fight will be humorous.
ROUND 1: Cat people got the brains.
There is much debate about which pet owner is smarter. According to this 2014 study, cat people scored higher on IQ tests than dogs.
As great as a scientific study is, let's be honest: Cat people don't need science to know who is the smarter pet owner. They only need to ask the question: Which pet owner was smart enough to choose the pet who goes to the bathroom in a box?
Cat People: 1, Dog People: 0