Little Dog Has No Idea Who Ate The Food Coloring, Sorry
Finding an eyewitness is usually all it takes to solve a crime. As one pet owner recently learned, however, that's not true when it's a case of food coloring theft and the only witness is an uncooperative, suspiciously tinted dog.
"Huh, look's like someone got into the food coloring."
"Yep, that's definitely what happened."
"Wait, you're asking if *I* know anything about this?"
"No clue, man, sorry."
"Honestly, it's sort of weird that you'd even ask."
Watch the whole emerald-hued mystery unfold below: