Funny Dog Quotes To Brighten Any Pup Parent’s Day

15 funny dog quotes you won’t easily forget

• “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx (comedian)
• “Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” — Franklin P. Jones (columnist)
• “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” — Charles De Gaulle (former president of France)
• "What I like most about people is their dogs." — Unknown
• “If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” — Woodrow Wilson (former president of the United States)
• “Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” — Unknown
• “A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” — Orlando Aloysius Battista (chemist)
• "My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty." — Elayne Boosler (comedian)
• “Dogs are my favorite people.” — Unknown
• “Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” — Elizabeth Taylor (actress)
• "What do dogs do on their day off? Can't lie around — that's their job." — George Carlin (comedian)
• “The best therapist has fur and four legs.” — Unknown
• “It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” — Rodney Dangerfield (comedian)
• “The average dog is nicer than the average person.” — Andy Rooney (TV and radio personality)
• “You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” — Unknown

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