The Best Dog Quotes For Every Situation

Cute dog quotes

• “Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.” — W. R. Purche (author, “The Canine Commandments: Life Lessons From Dogs”)
• "I want to work like a dog, doing what I was born to do with joy and purpose. I want to play like a dog, with total, jolly abandon." — Oprah Winfrey (TV personality)
• “Everything I know I learned from dogs.” – Nora Roberts (author, “The Search”)
• “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” – Harry Truman (former president of the United States)
• “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras (photographer and writer)
• “Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Shultz (cartoonist, “Peanuts”)
• “Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift (author, “Gulliver’s Travels”)
• “You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.” – W. Bruce Cameron (author, “A Dog’s Journey”)
• "I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive." — Gilda Radner (actress and comedian)

Funny dog quotes

• "My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty." — Elayne Boosler (comedian)
• "What do dogs do on their day off? Can't lie around — that's their job." — George Carlin (comedian)
• “The average dog is nicer than the average person.” — Andy Rooney (TV and radio personality)
• “Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” — Elizabeth Taylor (actress)
• “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” — Charles De Gaulle (former president of France)
• “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx (comedian)
• “Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” — Franklin P. Jones (columnist)
• “As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.” — Jean Ferris (author, “Once Upon a Marigold”)
• “If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” — Woodrow Wilson (former president of the United States)
• “A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.” — Orlando Aloysius Battista (chemist)

Dog loss quotes

• “Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” — Agnes Sligh Turnbull (author, “The Wedding Bargain”)
• “The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” — Mark Twain (author, “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”)
• “Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.” — John Grogan (Author, “Marley & Me”)
• “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers (actor)
• “Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. If you have loved many dogs your heart is very big.” — Erica Jong (author, “Fear of Flying”)
• “Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.” — Amy Sedaris (comedian)

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