25 Cow Jokes That Will Turn You Into A Comedian, According To Your Kids

Punny cow one-liners

1. An udder day, an udder dollar.
2. That is one legen-dairy cow.
3. If that cow keeps mooing, we’ll have to press the moo-te button.
4. That cow is a regular cow-median.
5. I don’t see any cows! They must be ca-moo-flaged!
6. Farmers don’t need to worry about taxes. They have the best ac-cow-tants.
7. Where’d that cow go? He pulled a Moo-dini.

Silly cow jokes

1. Why are cows such awesome dancers? They’ve got all the right moo-ves!
2. What did the mother cow say to her calf? It’s pasture bedtime!
3. How do you count cows? With a cow-culator!
4. What do you call a sad cow? Moo-dy.
5. Why did the cow want to get in the rocketship? He wanted to go to udder space!
6. What do you call a cow who can part water? Moo-ses.
7. Where do cows go to get their medicine? The farm-acy!

Corny cow jokes

1. What does a cow say when he’s surfing? “Cow-a-bunga!”
2. What do you call a cow who just hit the lottery? A cash cow.
3. What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline? A milkshake!
4. Where do cows eat lunch? The calf-eteria!
5. Why was the cow afraid to leave the barn? Because he’s a cow-ard.

More punny cow jokes

1. What is a cow’s favorite newspaper? The Daily Moos.
2. What is a cow’s favorite type of play? A moo-sical!
3. Why do cows tell each other jokes? To keep themselves a-moo-sed.
4. How do you make Swiss cheese? Use milk from a holey cow.
5. Why did the cow look so confused? He was having deja-moo.
6. Why did the cow ask for a telescope? He wanted to see the Milky Way.