According to the Drug Enforcement Administration, legalizing medical marijuana is a bad idea because rabbits might get stoned - or even develop a taste for the plant.
Utah's considering a state bill that would permit people with debilitating illnesses to use edible marijuana in a medical capacity. During a hearing, DEA special agent Matt Fairbanks told the Utah Senate that he had seen "rabbits that had cultivated a taste for marijuana" during his time clearing out illegal weed farms.
"One of them refused to leave us," he said. "We took all the marijuana around him, but his natural instincts to run were somehow gone."