"My cow thinks he's a dog ... We left the door open for 5 minutes," the caption reads.
While we don't know anything about the young animal's situation (dog trapped in a cow's body? enthralled by a Mad Men marathon on TV?), we do know one thing:
That's going to leave a mark.
And, of course, we know cows are endlessly charming. Even if they think they're dogs.
Surprisingly, it wouldn't be the first time a cow coveted a dog's life to the point of, "Whatever, I'm a dog now."
A video uploaded to YouTube last year chronicles another mystifying case of species identity reassignment.