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"I know you’re going to think I’ve lost my mind, but I don’t think I have the right dog."
Gordie wasn't buying it.
"They were just looking in the doorway like, ‘Can we come in too?’ I said, ‘No.'"
"She’s a very persuasive little girl!"
"Laughing that hard that early in the morning makes the rest of the day much more positive."
She tried her best to play it cool.
"Because he then had a kitten in one hand, he let the speeder go with a warning."
"The important thing is seeing the animal free and happy."
Max isn't happy about the new no-Max policy.
He'd been trapped for hours, but the herd refused to leave him behind.