"Just don't start talking to them. My friend's mom does that."
"Wouldn't think of it!" I said.
And I meant it. Until the day Miu-Miu disappeared.
I'd met Miu four years earlier when I'd reached into a box that held kittens a friend had found behind her garage. I watched in surprise as she reared up on her tiny hind legs and hissed like a T. rex. Still smarting from an unexpected job loss, I loved that this six-week-old kitten's outsize ferocity could make me laugh. Maybe we could learn something from each other, I thought. And we did. First, Miu was Mensa-level smart: If I didn't get up early enough to pour the morning kibble, she'd claw open the pantry door, flip the lid on the bin, stick her head inside and eat. To communicate that she wanted to go outside, she'd gently knead my back with her claws until I played doorman. More amazingly, she taught our aloof older cat, Oreo, to copy her tricks.