1. "I just ... um. You want some ice cream?"
(Reddit: NDT4POTUS)

2. "Oh. Hi. I thought I'd test the water for you."
(Reddit: hercules25)

3. "How dare you interrupt my DAYDREAMING!"
(Reddit: AtrophicSPIN)

4. "I just tried something. It didn't work."
(Reddit: Havent_the_foggiest)

5. "I was about to ... clean this up."
(Reddit: Blargums002)

6. "Nothing. Why do you ask?"
(Reddit: tommybrand)

7. "Uh, what are you doing here?"
(Reddit: mdSeuss)

8. "Sheesh! Don't SNEAK UP on me like that!"
(Reddit: sollysocksify)

9. "It's nothing. Just pet stuff. You wouldn't understand."
(Reddit: Pippi111)

10. "Oh. You're home. Give me one second - I have to move the furniture back."
(Reddit: Parano1a)

11. "I was only looking around!"
(Reddit: balaster)

12. "I just wanted to see if you had some treats in your purse!"
(Reddit: Schumi_jr05)
