1. Many cats can expand to become armrests at a moment's notice.
2. Contrary to popular opinion, many cats have no bones.
3. An "infinity cat" goes on forever, in a continuous loop.
4. Cats will occasionally flatten themselves to become inanimate objects.
5. Cats do not need yoga lessons - they ARE yoga.
6. Cats do excellent doughnut impressions.
7. Cats fold into themselves to become travel-sized.
8. If you look closely at your drapes, you'll realize they are actually just a cat, hanging there.
9. Cats communicate by forming letters of the alphabet with their bodies.
10. Cats invented "planking."
11. In short, cats will always become bendy, contorting little fur slugs - simply because they CAN.