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Senior Rescue Dog With Floppy Tongue Travels The Country With His Mom

“He brought me instant joy, and he has not stopped bringing me joy with his hilarious little look.”

There are hiking dogs. Kayaking dogs. Mountain climbing dogs. And then there’s Professor Schnitzel.

Professor Schnitzel has traveled a lot — and he has the Instagram pictures to prove it. But as a 13-year-old dog with tiny legs, Professor Schnitzel doesn’t hit the trails hard or leap into lakes. Instead, he prefers short walks, being carried around, gazing out the window from the warmth of a car and posing for photos with his tongue flopping out.

Senior dog with tongue flopping out in front of national monument
Stephanie Grutzmacher

“He doesn’t fit the mold,” Stephanie Grutzmacher, Professor Schnitzel’s mom, told The Dodo. “He’s not some hiking golden retriever who goes out into the wilderness all the time, and he’s not a van life dog. He’s just along wherever I take him.”

Senior dog with floppy dog at car steering wheel
Stephanie Grutzmacher

Before Professor Schnitzel became Grutzmacher’s traveling companion, he was a sickly stray scampering around Washington state. A police officer picked him up and dropped him at a local shelter in Oregon.

If Professor Schnitzel had stayed at the shelter, he wouldn’t have lasted long — due to his age and a myriad of medical issues, he was scheduled for euthanasia after his mandatory three-day stray hold.

Senior dog with floppy tongue and bowtie
Stephanie Grutzmacher

But dog lovers from the Pixie Project, an organization that rescues dogs from county shelters, pulled Professor Schnitzel out just in time. They also got Professor Schnitzel the vet care he needed — he needed an eye removed, as well as treatment for skin lesions, a hernia and other health issues. When he got better, they posted Professor Schnitzel’s photo on their adoption page — and that’s how his mom found him.

Woman holding senior dog with tongue flopping out
Stephanie Grutzmacher

Six months ago, Grutzmacher had adopted another dog from the Pixie Project — a 6-year-old pinscher-greyhound mix named Beverly. Grutzmacher also had a border collie mix named Molly. The last thing she’d intended on doing was to adopt another dog. But then she saw Professor Schnitzel’s profile.

“I thought, ‘I do not need another dog, but I need that little guy,’” Grutzmacher said. “He obviously has a unique appearance. He brought me instant joy, and he has not stopped bringing me joy with his hilarious little look.”

Woman holding senior dog with tongue flopping out
Stephanie Grutzmacher

Professor Schnitzel’s most distinctive trait is obviously his tongue, which spends more time outside of his mouth than in.

“He only has one tooth — it’s a lower canine on the opposite side to where his tongue hangs out, and so it kind of nudges itself on the side,” Grutzmacher said. “He doesn’t really have the structure in his mouth to keep all of his bits together, so he’s got a little floppiness there.”

He’s also got teensy little legs and a tiny body. “He’s like the size of a burrito,” Grutzmacher said.

Professor Schnitzel might look a bit goofy, but Grutzmacher also sees his more cultivated, professorial side. That’s the reason she added “Professor” to his existing name Schnitzel. “I just thought he was so sophisticated and so wise that he should be a professor,” she said. “He also wears bowties.”

Dog dressed up as taco
Stephanie Grutzmacher

Being part of Grutzmacher’s family has come with plenty of perks — one is that Professor Schnitzel gets to travel a lot. 

Senior dog with floppy tongue being carried in a bag
Stephanie Grutzmacher

“My partner and I are bicoastal right now in a temporary way,” Grutzmacher said. “We lived together in Maryland for 15 years, and then I came out here for a job and he’s still in Baltimore. So I travel back and forth quite often … and I’ve taken [the dogs] on my road trips with me. So we pile in the car and travel across the country.”

Dog with floppy tongue posing in front of monument
Stephanie Grutzmacher

On these cross-country trips, Professor Schnitzel has gotten to visit major cities, national parks and monuments. Grutzmacher thinks that his favorite destination was the Badlands National Park in South Dakota.

Dog with floppy ears and tongue at national park
Professor Schnitzel visiting Badlands National Park in South Dakota | Stephanie Grutzmacher

“It was so windy there, and his ears and his tongue were blowing all over the place and whacking him in the face, and it was too hysterical,” Grutzmacher said. “That was the windiest place he’d ever been, and it kind of made all of his floppy appendages shine even more than they normally do.”

Dog with floppy tongue in front of a waterfall
Stephanie Grutzmacher

So far, Professor Schnitzel has traveled to 18 states, and he’ll visit Florida over the Christmas holiday. “He’s going to love it, because it’s going to be the warmest he’s ever been in his entire life, which is probably his happy place,” Grutzmacher said.

Dog being held up in front of canyon
Stephanie Grutzmacher

Professor Schnitzel has also gotten to fly. “He was watching out the window of the airplane, and he looked genuinely curious about what was going on out there,” Grutzmacher said.

Dog with floppy tongue looking out of airplane window
Stephanie Grutzmacher

When Professor Schnitzel isn’t traveling, he enjoys chilling out with his new dog siblings, Beverly and Molly, as well as the various foster dogs whom Grutzmacher cares for.

“The other dogs cuddle with him all the time and they totally adore him,” Grutzmacher said. “But they’re not always super respectful of his tiny thighs. Beverly is a stage-five clinger, and she’s always trying to cuddle super close with everybody, and sometimes I’ll find [Professor Schnitzel] stuffed between pillows because she’s cuddling him so hard.”

Dogs cuddling together on couch
Stephanie Grutzmacher

“So they all get along great, and they keep each other warm, but he definitely is smaller than they realize — and he ends up in strange situations because of that,” she added.

While Professor Schnitzel is in good health at the moment, Grutzmacher recognizes that he is older. But she is determined to make his last years — or months — as enjoyable as possible.

Woman cuddling with three dogs
Stephanie Grutzmacher

“I feel that every single thing that he gets to do and every friend that he has … is making up for a life of neglect and being uncomfortable,” Grutzmacher said. “No matter how long he’s with us, it’s our job to make every day comfy and fun and interesting.”

“We adore him,” she said.

To see more photos of Professor Schnitzel’s tongue flopping around as he travels the country with his mom, you can follow his Instagram page

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