Of all the excuses for not making the bed, Rocky Schwartz and Jay Shooster may have the best of all.
In fact, the couple, from Brooklyn, New York, have four.
And, of course, there's Rose.
Together, they make a family — three Chihuahuas and a chicken. And all of them join forces to make it near impossible for Schwartz to get fresh sheets on the bed.
But they all share one reason for cherishing the warmth of their favorite humans' bed.
Each one of them came from a cold, hard place.
"Bambi and Ginger were abandoned together on the New York City subway last spring," Schwartz tells The Dodo.
And Biscuit, the Chihuahua with the dangling tongue, was dumped at a grocery store with a broken leg.
The dogs all found their way to the local animal shelter where Schwartz works. And from there, they found their way to her home.
"They all passed through," Schwartz says. "I'm completely smitten with them."
It didn't take long for these dogs to discover that home is where the bed is.
"Chihuahuas are kind of renowned for sleeping a lot," Schwartz explains. "They're kind of like the cats of the dog world. They sleep for like at least 12 hours a day.
They're very adamant about being under blankets," she adds. "So as soon as you put any piece of fabric down — on the floor or on the bed — they immediately run up to it and get under it."
Bambi is particularly finicky about not being disturbed when she's swaddled in blankets.
And then there's Rose, the chicken who was on her way to a very different ending before Schwartz found her.
She's a refugee from kapparot, an ultra-orthodox rite that involves swinging chickens in the air before brutally slaughtering them.
"In Brooklyn, they kill about 50,000 right out on the street," Schwartz says.
Just not Rose.
While protesting the ritual over the summer, Schwartz convinced one of the participants to forgo the slaughter. Instead of a brutal death that day, Rose came home with Schwartz — and a beautiful life truly began.
Like her new furry siblings, Rose revealed a taste for the soft life.
But for a very difficult reasons. Outside, a chicken will often give herself a dust bath, basically flapping her wings in the ground and whipping up a storm of dirt.
"She'll have the indoor version of a dust bath on the bed," Schwartz says. "She likes to do it right on the fabric of the bed."
It's not just the fabric that lures Rose to those linen folds — but also the feeling of family.
"And they all cuddle together. Rose kind of sits in with all the Chihuahuas. When I get home, they'll all be right at the door together. She also will walk right up to the Chihuahuas and make a point of lying right next to them."