Cats Who Just Wish You Would KNOCK First
MUST you always intrude, Human?
"Does the concept of knocking totally escape you?"
"We're snuggling. Please leave us."
"What did I SAY about interrupting me during Sink Time??"
"Can't a cat just have a little PRIVACY around here?"
"You KNOW this is my meditation hour."
" ... Can I help you?"
"Can you WAIT until I'm done PLAYING in here?? GOSH."
"Just cat stuff. You wouldn't understand."
"Don't you judge me, Human."
"What, I can't look at myself in the mirror every once in a while?"
"Get out. Get out this instant."
"DO YOU MIND??"