1. "This is my sink bed. Wash your hands elsewhere."
(Reddit: itssemily)

2. "What do you mean, you can 'see me'? This is my hiding hole!"
(Reddit: elkerabi)

3. "Water actually tastes better when it's falling right into your mouth."
(Reddit: Flyersphan94)

4. "This is my new clubhouse - you're gonna need a password to get in."
(Reddit: SovietBoss)

5. "Welcome to my porcelain bowl of cuddles."
(Reddit: typicalrrrr)

6. "Don't even THINK about trying to do the dishes right now, Human."
(Reddit: clintercell)

7. "If we weren't supposed to nap here, why do we fit so perfectly?"
(Reddit: youarenotacat)

8. "DIS IS MINE."
(Reddit: Nelaa)

9. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you want to use my special throne?"
(Reddit: greeneggsnhammy)

10. "WHO DISTURBS MY SINK SLUMBER?"
(Reddit: rlucas6130)

11. "Check it out, I found this magical metal hole that's perfect for sitting!"
(Reddit: Brospective)

12. "'Sink clogs' aren't my problem, Human."
(Reddit: lebmore)

13. "This is my perch for deep-thinking and introspective thoughts."
(Reddit: Yaa40)

14. "Perfect! I can get a drink without ever having to move! This truly is the American Dream."
(Reddit: anonymousHacker)

15. "Sinks are the perfect size for group snuggles."
(Reddit: DZ302)

16. " ... It's more comfortable than it looks."
(Reddit: amadsteve)

17. "This is my front-row seat for watching you get ready in the mornings."
(Reddit: ustbro)
